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I told my friend I was starting a Patreon for . Now I have a dedicated group of 'Pun-treons'!
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Why did the computer start a Patreon? It wanted more 'byte'-sized supporters!
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I considered starting a Patreon for my jokes, but I was afraid people would think it was just a 'pay-tree-on' scheme!
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Why did the vegetable start a Patreon? It wanted to turnip the support from its fans!
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I started a Patreon for oceanography humor, but it didn't make waves. I guess my jokes were too 'shallow'!
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I told my patrons I was working on a top-secret joke project. They said, 'Don't worry, we won't 'leak' the punchline!
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I told my Patreon followers a joke about construction. They said it was 'building' up to be one of their favorites!
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Why did the comedian open a Patreon account? He wanted to turn his 'cents' of humor into dollars!
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Why did the Patreon creator become a stand-up comedian? Because they needed more patrons for their jokes!
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Why did the artist open a Patreon? They wanted to paint a brighter future with the help of their 'brush' with fame!
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I started a Patreon to fund my dreams, but now it just feels like a public ledger of my questionable life choices. 'John's Dream Fund: $12.50 – spent on pizza.'
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I got a message from a fan on Patreon saying, 'Your content is worth every penny!' Little does he know; I'm surviving on instant noodles and borrowing Wi-Fi from the neighbor. But hey, I'll take the compliment!
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Patreon is great because it's like having a sugar daddy, but instead of fancy dinners and gifts, you get emotional support and occasional PayPal notifications. Living the dream, folks!
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Patreon – the only place where people willingly pay money to watch me struggle through life. It's like they're subscribing to my chaos, and I'm just here hoping they enjoy the show!
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I asked my friend to become a patron on Patreon, and he said, 'I'll support you, but only if you promise not to quit your day job.' Well, jokes on him, I was unemployed at the time!
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Patreon is like a virtual tip jar for creative folks. If my life had a tip jar, it would be filled with IOUs and a few loose buttons. Thanks for the support, folks, I'll be using those buttons to sew my life back together!
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I thought about starting a Patreon for my dating life – you know, a 'Relationship Rescue Fund.' Turns out, people prefer to spend their money on cats and fast food instead of my romantic endeavors.
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So, I joined Patreon recently, thinking I'd make a fortune. Turns out, my only patron is my mom. She pays me $5 a month to 'keep up the good work.' Mom, if you're watching, I'm doing my best!
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Patreon is like having a second family, a dysfunctional family that pays you to keep being dysfunctional. So, shoutout to my patrons – thanks for enabling my chaos!
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