5 Jokes For Patreon

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 26 2024

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The Procrastinator on Patreon

Putting off creating content while patrons wait
I finally posted something on my Patreon after months, and someone commented, "Is this a comeback or just a brief interruption in your regularly scheduled laziness?

The Starving Artist on Patreon

Balancing creativity and the need to eat
My Patreon page is like a menu at a fancy restaurant. People look at it, nod appreciatively, but end up going somewhere else because they can't afford anything. "Our specials include dreams, aspirations, and a pinch of delusion.

The Overly Honest Reviewer on Patreon

Wanting to be honest without losing patrons
Patreon should have an honesty filter. I lost half my patrons after I labeled my own content as "potentially hazardous to your sense of humor.

The Technologically Challenged on Patreon

Navigating the world of online platforms
I asked my patrons for feedback on my Patreon layout, and someone said, "Your page is so disorganized it looks like a website from the '90s." I replied, "That's not a bug; it's a feature, a vintage feature.

The Overachiever on Patreon

Balancing quality with quantity
I'm like a chef on Patreon, but instead of cooking, I'm serving up disappointment. "Today's dish: high expectations with a side of regret.

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