7+ Best One Liners Jokes For pasteur

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I met a cow who was into science. She said she wanted to be pasteurized before she got milked! 🐮🔬

Louis Pasteur never had a bad day. Even when things curdled, he just turned it into a discovery! 🧪😅

I asked the dairy farmer for some advice. He said, 'Don't cry over spilled milk; just make sure it's properly pasteurized!' 🐄😢

I accidentally spilled milk on my laptop. Now it's a dairy pasteur! 💻🥛

What did the milk say to the scientist? 'You're doing a great job pasteurizing me with your attention!' 🐄

I tried making cheese, but it was a disaster. I guess I'm not quite a curd-pasteur! 🧀

What did one milk carton say to the other? 'Stop crying over spilled milk, and let's pasteurize this situation!' 🥛😢

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