5 Jokes For Pasteur

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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The Microbe

Living in Pasteur's world
Microbe jokes, "Pasteur is like my landlord—he's always cleaning, sterilizing, and I'm just here trying to live my best microbial life.

Pasteur's Mirror

Reflecting on Pasteur's legacy
Mirror complains, "Pasteur is obsessed with cleanliness. He even wipes my surface with disinfectant. Dude, I'm glass, not a lab bench!

The Lab Assistant

Dealing with Pasteur's experiments
Lab assistant complains, "I asked Pasteur for a day off, and he said, 'Bacteria never takes a day off, why should you?'" Talk about a workaholic!

Pasteur's Neighbor

Dealing with the weird neighbor who's a scientist
Neighbor jokes, "I asked Pasteur if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I believe in experiments that haven't gone wrong yet.' Terrifying!

Pasteur's Pet Cat

Annoyed by Pasteur's experiments
Cat jokes, "I knocked over Pasteur's beaker, and he yelled, 'That's years of research!' I was just trying to create some chaos theory, geez!

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