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Parents of college students are professors of remote troubleshooting. They've earned a degree in "Tech Support 101," from fixing Wi-Fi from miles away to explaining, for the hundredth time, how to attach a file to an email. They're basically IT wizards by proxy.
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You know you're talking to parents of college students when their phone call suddenly becomes a covert interrogation. "How are your grades? Are you eating well? Have you seen daylight this week?" It's not a conversation; it's an inquisition with love.
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Parents of college students have an uncanny ability to decipher cryptic messages in one-word texts. "Fine" means everything's on fire, "good" means something's terribly wrong, and "okay" means prepare for a novel-length explanation of what's going on.
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Have you noticed how parents of college students transform during finals week? They're like undercover agents, mastering the art of stealth. Suddenly, they're tiptoeing around the house, whispering, "Shh, the student is studying. Do not disturb. Extreme focus in progress!
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Ever watched parents helping their college-bound kid pack for the dorm? It's like a reality show challenge. They've mastered the art of fitting a year's worth of stuff into a space smaller than a walk-in closet. Forget Tetris; this is the real game of spatial acrobatics.
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Ever witnessed parents attending a college parents' weekend? It's like they've entered a parallel universe where they're both proud and panicked. They're proudly posing for pictures one moment, then frantically asking, "Have you thought about internships? Jobs? Life plans?" the next.
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Parents of college students have a PhD in sending care packages. It's a delicate science, balancing snacks, motivational notes, and laundry detergent in a single box. They should add that to the curriculum—Advanced Care Package Crafting 101.
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There's a special kind of panic reserved for parents when they hear about the price of textbooks. Suddenly, they're researching ancient forms of bartering—considering swapping a family heirloom for a used math book or maybe offering a firstborn for a discount.
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The evolution of a parent's wardrobe during their child's college years is fascinating. From soccer mom jeans to suddenly sporting university hoodies like they're back in their own freshman year. It's a subtle homage to nostalgia mixed with a dash of vicarious living.
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