5 Parents Of College Students Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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Overprotective Parents

Balancing concern and helicopter parenting
My parents called me the other day, asking if I had enough groceries. I said, "Yes, Mom, I know how to buy food." She replied, "Great, just making sure you're not surviving on instant noodles." I thought, "Jokes on you, Mom, instant noodles are a delicacy in college!

Home Cooking vs. Dining Hall Dilemma

Navigating the culinary challenges of college life
My mom called to check if I'm eating well. I said, "Of course, Mom, I had a balanced meal today – a bag of chips in one hand and a chocolate bar in the other." She sighed and muttered something about the benefits of a home-cooked dinner, but I was too busy mastering the art of microwave popcorn.

Technology Generation Gap

Navigating the ever-changing tech landscape
My dad tried using emojis for the first time. He sent me a message with a thumbs-up, a laughing face, and a confused face. I asked him what it meant, and he said, "I'm happy you're doing well in college, but I don't understand why they changed the layout of Facebook.

Empty Nest Syndrome

Coping with the sudden quiet and solitude
My house is so quiet now; I can hear the neighbors arguing about who stole their newspaper. I miss the days when the only argument at home was about whose turn it was to take out the trash. Now it's about whose turn it is to take out the trash and why they're hogging the TV remote.

The Tuition Struggle

Juggling finances and dreams of a debt-free future
I told my parents I'm majoring in economics because I want to make money. They laughed and said, "Good luck paying off your student loans with money you make from understanding the intricacies of supply and demand." Touche, Mom and Dad, touche.

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