5 Jokes For On The Whole

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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Online Shoppers

Balancing the excitement of delivery day with the guilt of overspending
Online shopping has turned me into a tracking number stalker. I refresh the page every five minutes, hoping my package is having a more exciting journey than I am.

Gym Goers

The battle between fitness and the love for snacks
My fitness tracker thinks I'm dead every night. It's like, "Congratulations, you've reached your step goal for today!" Yeah, because I sleepwalk my way to fitness.

Parents

The eternal struggle of getting kids to bed
My kids have this incredible ability to become expert negotiators at bedtime. It's like a scene from a movie, but instead of hostages, it's me negotiating with a five-year-old for "just five more minutes.

Office Workers

Navigating the office dynamics
The office coffee machine has two settings: lukewarm and regret. I'm convinced it's the source of all passive-aggressive Post-it notes.

Pet Owners

The constant struggle of understanding pet behavior
Cats are like furry philosophers. They sit there, judging your life choices, and occasionally knock something off a shelf, just to keep you on your toes.

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