4 Jokes About Oils

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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You ever notice how people get into essential oils? They're like, "Oh, lavender oil for relaxation, peppermint oil for headaches, eucalyptus for congestion." It's like they've joined this secret society of oils.
And then you have those friends who are so into it, they're like, "You gotta try this new
You walk into someone's house, and suddenly, you're hit with this wave of smells. It's like entering a perfume factory crossed with a forest. You're just trying to find the bathroom, but it turns into a game of "Guess That Scent." "Is that cinnamon? Nope, that's definitely 'Relaxation Dream' oil."
Ever met an essential oil enthusiast? They're on a whole different level! They're like, "I put a drop of lemon oil in my water every morning. It detoxes my soul." And I'm there thinking, "I put a lemon slice in my water; does that count?"
They're so convinced these oils
Do you ever feel like there's an oil for everything now? It's like, forget fixing things with duct tape; we've upgraded to oils! Got a stain? There's an oil for that. Bad day at work? There's an oil for that. I half expect someone to say, "Oh, you stubbed your

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