7 Jokes About Oils

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What do you call an oil with a positive attitude? A can-do oil!
Why did the oil go to the party alone? It wanted to mingle, not emulsify!
Why did the olive oil get into a fight with the vegetable oil? They couldn’t agree on the blend!
Why did the motor oil break up with the gasoline? It needed some space to lubricate itself!
How does an oil apologize? It says, 'I made a few misteaks!
Why did the oil go to therapy? It had too many emulsions!
What did the oil say to the pan? 'You make me feel so slick!

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