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The Frugal Consumer
Trying to save money while buying oils.
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I went to this discount store for oils. The label said, 'Made with 100% genuine ingredients.' I mean, that's amazing, right? But then I read the fine print: 'Ingredients: 50% mystery, 30% hope, and 20% wishful thinking.' Suddenly, I'm cooking dinner and casting spells!
Fitness Freaks
Using oils for exercise and fitness purposes.
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They say certain oils can help with muscle soreness. I tried rubbing some on my abs. Now, either I'm doing it wrong, or I accidentally bought the 'extra lazy' oil because my muscles decided to nap instead of getting ripped.
DIY Enthusiast
Using oils for home remedies and crafts.
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I read online that oils can fix anything. Tried fixing a broken chair with some oil. Now I have a broken chair that's incredibly moisturized. It's not sturdy, but at least it won't get dry skin!
Chef's Predicament
Dealing with a variety of oils in the kitchen.
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I saw this recipe that said, 'Drizzle with a touch of oil.' Yeah, 'a touch' is subjective. I've got the touch of an artist. Suddenly, my dish is more oil than food. Picasso would be proud.
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