7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For offspring

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My daughter asked me if I was a singer. I told her I was more of a shower thinker.

I asked my son if he had seen my newspaper. He told me that newspapers are old school. He said, 'Dad, this is the 21st century. We use tablets!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my kids' excuses.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my kids they could be anything they wanted. Now they're upset because they can't be dinosaurs.

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