5 Jokes For Offspring

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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Why did the baby umbrella cry? Because it wanted to be left out in the rain!

Why did the baby cookie cry? Because its mother was a wafer too long!

I told my kids they could watch TV after they finished their homework. Now they know I'm a liar.

Why did the baby math book cry? Because it had too many problems.

Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet - no one really knows how.

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