18 Jokes For Obvious

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Obviously!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, obviously!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side, obviously!
Why did the obvious answer break up with the riddle? It felt too transparent.
Why did the math book look obvious? It had too many problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired, obviously!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, obviously!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field, obviously!

Obvious Dieting

People on diets love stating the obvious. I'm on a no-carb diet. Well, I'm on a no-clairvoyance diet, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

The Obvious Chronicles

You ever notice how people state the obvious like it's breaking news? Oh, it's raining! No kidding, Sherlock, I thought the sky was just having a leaky faucet.

Obvious Inventions

We live in a world of groundbreaking inventions, and then there's the obvious category. The self-stirring coffee mug—because apparently, using a spoon was just too complex.

Captain Obvious to the Rescue

I wish I had a superhero friend named Captain Obvious. Imagine the scenarios: Look, up in the sky! Yes, Captain Obvious, that's where planes usually are.

Obvious GPS

GPS these days is like having Captain Obvious as your co-pilot. In 500 feet, turn left. Oh really? I was planning on doing a 360-degree spin just for fun.

Obvious Traffic Solutions

Traffic would be a breeze if we followed obvious traffic rules. Keep a safe distance. Oh, you mean I shouldn't be able to read the newspaper in the car in front of me?

Obvious Detective

I want to be an obvious detective. Solving crimes like, The footprints lead to the guy who was wearing shoes! It's Sherlock Holmes meets common sense.

Obvious Future

I wish fortune tellers were more obvious. I see financial success in your future. Well, I hope so; I just invested in a crystal ball that wasn't cheap!

Obvious Wisdom

They say wisdom comes with age, but sometimes it just comes with stating the obvious. My grandma's like, Eat your vegetables, they're good for you! Thanks, Grandma, I thought I was on a strict candy diet.

Obvious Breakups

Breakups are tough, especially when the reasons are so obvious. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's definitely you; I just didn't want to state the obvious.

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