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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Obviously!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one, obviously!
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Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side, obviously!
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Why did the obvious answer break up with the riddle? It felt too transparent.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, obviously!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field, obviously!
Obvious Dieting
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People on diets love stating the obvious. I'm on a no-carb diet. Well, I'm on a no-clairvoyance diet, but you don't hear me bragging about it.
The Obvious Chronicles
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You ever notice how people state the obvious like it's breaking news? Oh, it's raining! No kidding, Sherlock, I thought the sky was just having a leaky faucet.
Obvious Inventions
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We live in a world of groundbreaking inventions, and then there's the obvious category. The self-stirring coffee mug—because apparently, using a spoon was just too complex.
Captain Obvious to the Rescue
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I wish I had a superhero friend named Captain Obvious. Imagine the scenarios: Look, up in the sky! Yes, Captain Obvious, that's where planes usually are.
Obvious GPS
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GPS these days is like having Captain Obvious as your co-pilot. In 500 feet, turn left. Oh really? I was planning on doing a 360-degree spin just for fun.
Obvious Traffic Solutions
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Traffic would be a breeze if we followed obvious traffic rules. Keep a safe distance. Oh, you mean I shouldn't be able to read the newspaper in the car in front of me?
Obvious Detective
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I want to be an obvious detective. Solving crimes like, The footprints lead to the guy who was wearing shoes! It's Sherlock Holmes meets common sense.
Obvious Future
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I wish fortune tellers were more obvious. I see financial success in your future. Well, I hope so; I just invested in a crystal ball that wasn't cheap!
Obvious Wisdom
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They say wisdom comes with age, but sometimes it just comes with stating the obvious. My grandma's like, Eat your vegetables, they're good for you! Thanks, Grandma, I thought I was on a strict candy diet.
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