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The Judgmental Laundry Basket
Facing the Silent Critique of a Laundry Basket That Judges Your Wardrobe Choices
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I'm convinced my laundry basket talks to my clothes when I'm not around. I put in a shirt, and the basket goes, "Oh, the Hawaiian shirt again? Classy choice, Captain Obvious.
The Mischievous Refrigerator
Wrestling with a Refrigerator That Plays Hide and Seek with Your Food
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My fridge is a magician. I put vegetables in there, and poof, they disappear. It's like, "Is this a kitchen or a veggie black hole?" Maybe the fridge just wants me to have a well-balanced diet—balanced between pizza and mystery casseroles.
The Stubborn Umbrella
Battling with an Umbrella That's Determined to Break Up with You in the Middle of a Storm
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I bought an umbrella that claimed to be "storm-proof." Turns out, the storm it was talking about was an emotional one. As soon as the rain started, it folded faster than a card table at a magic show.
The Unreliable GPS
Navigating Life with a GPS That's Almost as Lost as You
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I trust my GPS about as much as I trust my ability to assemble IKEA furniture. It's like, "Turn left in 500 feet," and I'm like, "Is that 500 Swedish feet or American feet? Because either way, I'm ending up in a lake.
The Overly Ambitious Houseplant
Living with a Houseplant That Wants to Take Over the World
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My houseplant is so ambitious; it thinks it's the CEO of the household. I come home, and it's leaf-deep in paperwork, organizing hostile takeovers of the coffee table and the bookshelf. At this rate, I'll be the sidekick in my own living room.
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