7 Jokes For Nun

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the nun get a job in the vineyard? She heard they needed someone with 'divine' wine knowledge!
How did the nun improve her balance? She practiced 'holy' yoga!
What did one nun say to the other about the soup? 'This is some 'heavenly' broth!''
Why did the nun carry a pencil to bed? In case she made a 'holy' mistake in her dreams!
How did the nun respond when asked her secret to happiness? 'A habit of joy and lots of 'holy' laughter!''
Why did the nun bring a ladder to the convent? She wanted to take her prayers to a higher level!
What did one nun say to the other while driving? 'Holy roller, let's pick up some speed!''

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