7 Jokes For Nun

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the nun bring a ruler to the library? To measure the 'holy' texts!
How does a nun keep her clothes clean? With 'holy' water and a lot of faith!
Why did the nun always carry a watch? To keep her 'holy' orders on time!
How did the nun greet the skeleton? 'Holy bones, you need some milk!''
Why did the nun wear headphones? She wanted to listen to 'soulful' music!
What do you call a nun who walks into a bar? Sister Lager!
Why did the nun only use her debit card? She didn't want to incur 'heavenly' debt!

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