18 Jokes For Nun

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!
Why did the nun join the baseball team? She wanted to play as a 'holy' catcher!
What did the nun say to the actor? 'Break a 'holy' leg out there!''
Why did the nun start a gardening club? She wanted to cultivate some 'holy' plants!
Why did the nun go to the dentist? To get her 'holy' molar checked!
Did you hear about the nun who quit her job at the bakery? She couldn't make enough 'holy' rolls!
What's a nun's favorite game at the casino? 'Poker' face – they're experts at keeping a straight face!
Why did the nun bring a map to the church? She wanted to find the 'straight and narrow' path!

Nun of Your Business

If you ever need advice, don't ask a nun. They're professional at keeping secrets. You'll be lucky if you get more than a knowing smile and a gentle It's nun of your business.

Nun of a Kind

Nuns are truly one of a kind. They've got this incredible sense of calmness. I mean, they could probably deal with a standup comedian without losing their temper. Now that's a miracle!

Nun-ja Skills

I think nuns have secret ninja training. Ever seen how stealthily they move around? They glide through the halls like silent shadows. I'm convinced they've got some serious nun-ja skills up their sleeves.

Holy Rollers

Ever notice how nuns are the original multitaskers? They can pray, teach, and give you the sternest look of disapproval, all at the same time. It's like they're the holy version of undercover agents, the real holy rollers.

Nun Fashion Police

You gotta admire nuns, though. Have you seen their fashion sense? That's dedication. Always in the same outfit, every day, rain or shine. And they never go out of style! The original fashion police, enforcing the eternal black and white dress code.

Holy WiFi

You know, I heard nuns have their own secret internet. Yeah, it's called holy WiFi. But the password is always just a scripture verse you've forgotten. So much for binge-watching nun documentaries.

Nun's Routine

Nuns have a routine that's stricter than my gym schedule. They wake up at the crack of dawn, pray, work, pray some more, and I'm pretty sure their cheat day involves two Hail Marys instead of one.

Nun-Stop Sermons

Nuns give the most dedicated sermons. It's like they have an endless well of wisdom. I swear, if they did a TED Talk, it'd be titled Nun-Stop Sermons: How to Drop Knowledge Without Dropping a Beat.

Nun-sense

You know, I tried to join a convent once. Yeah, thought I'd give up this crazy world of comedy for a life of tranquility. But apparently, my jokes didn't quite fit the bill. They said my puns were nun-sense! Guess I'll stick to making sinners laugh.

Nun in a Hurry

Have you ever seen a nun in a rush? It's like watching a slow-motion sprinter. They're speed-walking at a pace that says, I'm in a hurry, but I'm not breaking any holy vows!

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