6+ Best One Liners Jokes For nobody loves me

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I told my bed that nobody loves me. It said, 'That's not true! I love you every night, especially when you bring snacks!

I asked my phone if anyone loves me. It replied, 'I can't find a connection.' Well, at least it's honest about my social life!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my exes claiming they never loved me!

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my love life!

I told my cat that nobody loves me. It looked at me and said, 'That's why I bring you dead animals – as a token of my sympathy!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, unlike me who's just outstandingly single!

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