5 Jokes For No Arms And Legs

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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The Worm's Comedy Cellar

Crawling through life with no limbs and a lack of stage presence
I told my worm friend to work on his delivery, but he said, "I can't deliver; I'm not Amazon—I'm just a worm trying to worm my way into comedy!

The Seal's Comedy Club

Struggling with flipper coordination
My seal friend tried crowd surfing during his show, but with flippers, it's more like crowd flopping. The audience had a whale of a time, though!

The Starfish Spotlight

Sticking to the stage without arms
I asked my starfish friend if he ever felt left out during standing ovations. He said, "Nah, I'm the only one who can give a standing ovation while sitting!

The Octopus Stand-Up

Trying to fit into a world designed for humans
My octopus friend wanted to become a chef, but he couldn’t even peel an onion without ending up in tears. Well, at least he's ink-redibly funny!

The Snake's Comedy Hour

Slithering through life with no limbs
I asked my snake friend if he ever gets tangled up in his own jokes. He said, "No, but my punchlines are constricting!

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