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You ever try to type "nicol" on your phone, and it autocorrects to "nice"? I feel like my phone is trying to give me a positivity boost. Like, "Hey, forget Nicol, you're a nice person!
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I was at a party, and someone handed me a drink with a little umbrella. I asked them what it was, and they said it was a "nicol" breeze. I'm pretty sure they just made it up on the spot, but it sounded so exotic, I went with it.
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I tried to use "nicol" in a game of Scrabble. The other players looked at me like I just invented a new language. Apparently, it's not a valid word, but hey, I think it deserves a spot on the Scrabble board of life.
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I tried to impress my date by ordering a fancy dish at a restaurant, and the waiter handed me a menu that looked like it was written in "nicol." I was just nodding and pretending I knew what I was getting. Turns out, I ordered a plate of confusion with a side of embarrassment.
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You ever notice how "nicol" sounds like the name of that one friend who always mysteriously disappears from group photos? It's like, "Wait, wasn't Nicol just here? Did they join the witness protection program or something?
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I was reading a book, and the author described a character as having "nicol" eyes. I spent the next 10 minutes trying to figure out what color "nicol" is. Spoiler alert: it's not in the Crayola box.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw a bag of "nicol" candy. You know, the kind that's always left over after Halloween. It's like the candy nobody wants but ends up in your pantry anyway. It's the Nicol of the candy world.
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I asked my friend for directions, and they gave me the most "nicol" directions ever. It was like, "Turn left where the tree looks like it needs a haircut, then go right where the cloud resembles your Aunt Mildred." Needless to say, I got lost.
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I overheard a conversation at the coffee shop, and someone was raving about their new pet. I thought they said they got a "nicol," and I was picturing this mystical creature. Turns out, it was just a goldfish named Nicole. Disappointment level: off the charts.
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