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The Confused Neighbor
Nicol thinks I'm her personal Google assistant.
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Nicol knocked on my door at 3 AM. I opened it, and she said, "I can't sleep. Can you tell me a bedtime story?" I mean, Nicol, I'm flattered, but it's a bit late for a sleepover, don't you think?
Nicol, the Tech Expert
Nicol believes I'm a tech genius because I can reset the Wi-Fi router.
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Nicol asked me to set up her smart home devices. I pressed a few buttons, and she said, "You're a wizard!" I thought, "Nicol, I'm just good at pushing buttons, not casting spells.
Nicol, the Fitness Guru
Nicol believes I should join her in daily marathons, but I consider lifting a remote control as my exercise.
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Nicol said, "Let's do some weightlifting together." I said, "Sure, hand me the remote." She gave me a dumbbell instead. I guess she misunderstood my definition of "lifting.
Nicol, the Culinary Critic
Nicol believes I'm a gourmet chef because I can microwave popcorn.
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Nicol said, "You must have a magical touch in the kitchen." I replied, "Yeah, everything I touch turns into takeout." Nicol, gourmet chef or not, my true talent lies in ordering food.
The Conspiracy Theorist Nicol
Nicol is convinced my microwave is spying on her.
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I caught Nicol staring at my blender suspiciously. I said, "Nicol, it's just a kitchen appliance, not a covert operative." She replied, "That's what they want you to think!" Now I'm starting to question my appliances.
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