6 Newlyweds Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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I told the newlyweds that marriage is like a deck of cards. They nodded and said, 'Yes, we need a good deal!
I suggested to the newlyweds that they should always kiss goodnight. They replied, 'We don't need to; we're still in the honeymoon phase!
I asked the newlywed couple if they were excited about marriage. They said they couldn't elope from their feelings!
I asked the newlyweds if they had any pre-wedding jitters. They said, 'Only when the coffee kicked in!
A newlywed wife said to her husband, 'Honey, let's make a resolution for the new year.' He replied, 'Sure, let's try not to have any more resolutions!'
What did the newlywed computer engineers say about marriage? 'We've finally found our perfect match!

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