5 Newlyweds Jokes

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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The newlyweds went on a seafood diet. They saw food, and they ate it!

I asked the newlyweds if they were nervous. They replied, 'No, we're knot!

What did one newlywed say to the other about wedding planning? 'I guess we're really taking the plunge!

I told the newlyweds that marriage is all about compromise. The groom said, 'I agree,' and the bride said, 'I do.

The newlyweds were both astronomers. Their love was written in the stars!

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