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Why did the newlyweds bring a compass to their wedding? To always find their way back to each other!
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Why did the newlyweds start a locksmith business? Because they found the key to a happy marriage!
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Why did the newlyweds bring string to their honeymoon? In case they wanted to tie the knot again!
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Why did the newlyweds take a map on their honeymoon? In case they got swept away by love!
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Why did the newlyweds get married on the beach? Because they wanted to start their marriage off on the right wave!
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Why did the newlyweds bring a ladder to their wedding? To take their relationship to new heights!
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Why did the newlyweds bring a camera to their wedding? To capture picture-perfect memories!
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Why did the newlyweds bring gardening tools to their wedding? To plant the seeds of love!
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Why did the newlyweds decide to start a band? Because they wanted to make sweet harmony together!
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Why did the newlyweds open a bakery? Because they wanted to make lots of dough together!
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Why did the newlyweds go to the dentist? They wanted to improve their wedding smiles!
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You know you're dealing with newlyweds when you witness them arguing about the weirdest things. Honey, why did you use the happy emoji instead of the laughing one? Do you secretly hate my sense of humor? It's emoji-geddon in the household!
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Newlyweds have this amazing ability to communicate without saying a word. One look, and they've launched an entire conversation. It's like they've developed a secret language that consists solely of eyebrow raises and eye rolls. It's like living with two very expressive mimes!
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Newlyweds have this adorable habit of finishing each other's sentences. It's cute until they argue, and suddenly it's a battle of who can interrupt better. They're like synchronized interrupters, finishing each other's fights!
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Newlyweds are the kings and queens of compromise. We'll watch your show tonight and mine tomorrow. But let's be real, they both secretly hope the other forgets. It's like a game of Netflix Roulette: Who's Gonna Cave First?
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You know you're around newlyweds when every little gesture becomes a grand romantic gesture. Honey, I bought you your favorite snack at the store. And suddenly, they've unlocked the Nobel Prize in Romance!
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You ever notice how newlyweds suddenly become experts in DIY home improvement? Honey, I watched a YouTube video. I can build us a deck! Yeah, sure, they'll build a deck...if by deck you mean a fancy new shelf that'll collapse by the weight of a feather!
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You know how they say opposites attract? Well, newlyweds take that to a whole new level. You've got one person who's a morning person and the other who's a night owl. It's like living in a reality show called Mismatched Mornings!
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Being a newlywed is like being in a never-ending game of Guess What Annoys Your Partner Today! It's all fun and games until you accidentally load the dishwasher in the wrong order and suddenly, it's World War III in the kitchen. And you thought defusing a bomb was nerve-wracking!
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Newlyweds have this uncanny ability to turn ordinary chores into Olympic events. Suddenly, folding laundry becomes a speed competition, and vacuuming turns into an extreme sport. It's the Domestic Games, folks!
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You ever notice how when two people get married, they suddenly become experts on everything? Like, Oh, you just got married? Congratulations, now you're a professional in relationships, interior decorating, and gourmet cooking! I mean, give me a break! They've barely learned how to share the bathroom, but suddenly they're the next Martha Stewart and Gordon Ramsay combined!
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