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My nephew is into fitness, and he convinced me to join him at the gym. Now, the last time I worked out, Richard Simmons was leading the class in spandex. But I thought, "Why not?" He's got me doing these exercises that sound like exotic dance moves. "Uncle, try the Bulgarian Split Squat." I'm like, "Bulgarian what? I can't even pronounce it; how am I supposed to do it?"
I'm sweating like a marathon runner, and he's there, barely breaking a sweat, saying, "It's all about the gains." I'm thinking, "The only gains I'm interested in are the ones in my retirement fund.
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I love spending time with my nephew. He's at that age where he thinks he knows everything, especially about life. He gives me advice like he's a seasoned philosopher. He goes, "Uncle, life is like a roller coaster." I'm thinking, "Kid, life is more like a washing machine – it tosses you around, things get tangled, and you hope you come out in one piece."
And then he drops the classic, "Follow your dreams." I'm tempted to follow my dream of taking a nap, but I don't think that's what he had in mind.
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You know, my nephew is a tech whiz. I asked him to help me set up my new smartphone, and he looked at me like I handed him a fossil. He goes, "Uncle, this is so outdated. It's like you're using a flip phone in a world of holograms." I tried to keep up, you know? He starts talking about cloud storage, and I'm thinking, "Cloud? I can't even trust my umbrella to keep me dry, and now I'm supposed to trust the cloud with my photos?"
But the best part is when he says, "Uncle, you need to embrace the future." I'm just trying to figure out how to embrace autocorrect without it turning my texts into a comedy show.
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My nephew is obsessed with social media. He's like, "Uncle, you need to get on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter – you name it." I finally give in, and he takes a picture of me for my profile. He says, "Uncle, you need a catchy caption." I suggest, "Just ate a sandwich." He rolls his eyes and writes, "Living my best sandwich life." I didn't know sandwiches had a lifestyle, but apparently, mine does.
Now, he's teaching me about hashtags. I feel like I'm part of a secret society where people communicate through pound signs. I asked him, "What's the hashtag for confusion?" He says, "#UncleDoesntGetIt." Well, at least he got that right.
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