18 Jokes For Nephew

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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Why did the nephew bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the nephew bring a football to the bakery? He wanted to have a roll model!
Why did the nephew become a gardener? He wanted to grow up to be 'mint' condition!
Why did the nephew bring a calendar to the family reunion? To check up on dates!
Why did the nephew become a musician? He had the drumsticks for success!
Why did the nephew bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the nephew bring a suitcase to dinner? He wanted to pack his lunch!
Why did the nephew take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!

Nephew's Navigational Nightmares

Giving directions to a nephew is like being a GPS in a maze made of distraction. Left at the ice cream shop, then straight until you see a squirrel riding a unicycle.

Nephew's No-Holds-Barred Negotiations

Negotiating with a nephew is like bargaining with a pint-sized lawyer. I'll give you two bites of broccoli for an extra hour of TV. You think you're in control until they hit you with their persuasive arguments, and you're left signing the treaty of bedtime extensions.

Nephew Nonsense Navigator

Ever been on a road trip with a nephew? Suddenly, your GPS is just a suggestion and their imagination is the new Google Maps. Left turn at the dragon's lair, and watch out for the unicorn crossings!

Nephew's Manual to Mischief

Nephews come with a manual, they said. Yeah, right. It's written in invisible ink on a roller coaster. Good luck decoding that rollercoaster of mischief!

Nifty Nephew Wisdom

The wisdom of a nephew is like the wisdom of a fortune cookie. Sounds profound until you realize it's just a lucky guess wrapped in a sugary coating.

Nepotism Nonsense

Nephews, man, they make nepotism look cute. Suddenly, they're the CEO of your life, dictating what you should do and why dinosaurs should be running for office. Yeah, kid, you might have a point there.

Nephew Negotiations

Trying to negotiate with your nephew is like trying to negotiate world peace while they're holding the candy jar hostage. It's all about strategic treaties and tactical chocolate distribution.

Nephew Nudges

When a nephew says, Hey, watch this, that's your cue to duck, cover, and maybe get some insurance. It's like watching a stunt show where you're the unintentional volunteer.

Noteworthy Nephew Nonsense

Nephews have a talent for turning your dignity into a prop for their comedy routine. Suddenly, you're the punchline in their stand-up show called My Uncle, the Clown.

Nephew Knows Best

You ever try giving advice to your nephew? It's like trying to teach a cat to fetch. You're there like, Hey, maybe you should try this, and they're like, Nah, I got this, I'm six! And suddenly you're the clueless one.

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