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The other day, my nephew looked at me and said, "You know, when I grow up, I want to be an adult like you." I had to stifle a laugh and think, "Kid, enjoy your unlimited snack privileges and lack of bills while you can. Adulthood is just a big game of 'Guess where the time went?'
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Nephews have this incredible talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times. My nephew once asked me, in the middle of a crowded store, "Uncle, why is that man so big?" I had to explain genetics while strategically navigating the produce section.
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Kids have this magical ability to find the one thing you don't want them to touch. I told my nephew, "Don't touch the vase; it's fragile." What does he do? Boop! Vase meets the floor. Suddenly, I have a modern art installation called "Oops, I Did It Again.
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Trying to teach my nephew about the importance of money, so I gave him a dollar and said, "This is for your future." He looked at it and said, "Wow, that's like, half a candy bar." And just like that, my financial wisdom was reduced to a snack comparison.
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You know you're getting old when your nephew asks, "Uncle, did you have a pet dinosaur when you were my age?" Yeah, buddy, I had a T-Rex named Fluffy, and we used to ride him to school uphill, both ways!
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I asked my nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up. He confidently replied, "A superhero!" I nodded and thought, "Kid, we all wanted to save the world when we were your age. Now, I'm just trying to remember where I put my keys.
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You ever try explaining the concept of a cassette tape to a kid? My nephew found an old mixtape of mine and asked, "Uncle, is this a tiny suitcase for music?" Yeah, kiddo, back in the day, our music had its own luggage.
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Kids these days and their high-tech toys. My nephew handed me his tablet and said, "Uncle, touch the screen gently." I touched it so gently; I felt like I was defusing a bomb. I miss the days when my biggest worry was not breaking my Etch A Sketch.
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Ever notice how kids can turn any object into a toy? My nephew can spend hours playing with an empty cardboard box. Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering why I bother buying expensive gifts when all he really wants is a box with "endless possibilities.
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