6 Jokes For Needle

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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Why did the needle become a comedian? It wanted to sew laughter everywhere!

Why did the needle break up with the pin? It felt it was being constantly needled!

What do you call a needle that sings? A sewing machine!

Why did the needle apply for a job? It wanted to be promoted from a mere pin!

Why did the needle take a vacation? It needed to de-thread and relax!

Why did the needle go to school? It wanted to be a little sharper!

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