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You ever lose a needle in the couch cushions? It's like playing hide-and-seek with the most elusive criminal mastermind. I swear, my couch eats needles like it's a delicacy. I drop one, and it's gone, vanished into the black hole that is my living room furniture. I imagine my couch having a secret stash of needles, laughing at me every time I search for one. It's the only explanation. I'm convinced that somewhere in the couch abyss, there's a needle paradise where they all gather to mock us clumsy humans.
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I decided to take up sewing recently, you know, try my hand at being the next fashion sensation. But let me tell you, dealing with needles is like trying to defuse a bomb. One wrong move, and suddenly you're bleeding like you're in an episode of CSI. I'm over here thinking, "Is this really worth it? Am I sewing a shirt or sacrificing a virgin to the sewing gods?" It's a dangerous game, this needle business. I'm starting to believe that sewing is just a front for a secret society of masochists.
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Have you ever stepped on a needle? That's like getting a surprise visit from karma. You're just walking around, minding your business, and suddenly you feel a pain so intense it's like you've been personally victimized by a sewing kit. You ever try explaining to people why you're limping? "Oh, it's just a needle attack, no big deal." I swear, these needles have a vendetta against us. I wouldn't be surprised if, one day, they rise up and take over the world. The Needle Rebellion - it's coming, mark my words!
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You ever try finding something as small as a needle? I mean, who came up with that saying, "It's like finding a needle in a haystack"? What kind of maniac hides needles in haystacks? Is there a secret society of needle hoarders that just decided, "Hey, let's make finding this thing impossible!" I tried finding a needle once, and I felt like I was on a quest to Mordor. Frodo had it easy compared to me; at least he had a map!
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