8 Jokes For Neckbeard

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Updated on: May 22 2025

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I asked a neckbeard if he believes in magic. He said, 'Only when I code!
Why did the neckbeard bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I told a neckbeard he should embrace change. Now he's supporting a neckbeard coin!
I suggested to a neckbeard that he should trim his beard. He replied, 'It's my firewall against socializing!
I asked a neckbeard if he's ever been on a date. He said, 'Yeah, a data date!
I asked a neckbeard for fashion advice. He said, 'Fedora good measure, always wear one!
I asked a neckbeard how to spell 'success.' He replied, 'G-I-T, good in tech!
What did the neckbeard say about time travel? 'I'd go back and meet the inventors of the neckbeard trimmer!

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