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You know you've entered a different level of laziness when your beard on your neck has its own postal code. I imagine there's a tiny mayor down there, holding council meetings with beard dandruff as the main topic.
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You ever notice how the term "neckbeard" sounds like something you'd find in a fantasy novel? Like, instead of battling dragons, these guys are just fighting against the idea of using a razor below their chin.
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Neckbeards are like the hipsters of facial hair. They liked having hair on their neck before it was cool – or socially acceptable.
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I asked a guy with a neckbeard for directions, and he responded with a detailed map drawn on the back of a receipt. I guess when you've got a beard on your neck, you become an instant cartographer.
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Saw a guy with a neckbeard at the gym trying to impress a girl. He was lifting weights while simultaneously explaining the physics of black holes. I guess he thought the beard adds an extra layer of intellectual prowess. Spoiler alert: it didn't.
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I overheard a conversation between two guys with neckbeards arguing about the best way to trim it. It was like witnessing a summit on facial hair diplomacy. I half-expected them to pull out a whiteboard and start drawing battle plans.
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You ever notice how a neckbeard can make even the toughest guy look a bit less intimidating? It's like, "Yeah, you might be a biker, but that neck foliage isn't fooling anyone.
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I saw a dating profile that said, "Enthusiastic neckbeard enthusiast." I didn't know if they were a fan of the beard or just really into studying the various species that inhabit the neck region.
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Have you ever noticed that a neckbeard is like a built-in napkin? Every time they eat, it's like they're wiping their face with their own face. Efficient, I guess.
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