7 Jokes For Nativity

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Updated on: May 23 2025

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What do you call a sheep who can sing? A lamb-chop!
What did the angel say to the shepherd who was late to the nativity? 'You really flocked up this time!
What's a shepherd's favorite game at the nativity? Hide and 'bleat'!
Why did the donkey get a promotion after the nativity? It was a real 'manger' in the office!
Why don't shepherds ever play hide and seek during the nativity? Because good luck hiding when the angels already spilled the beans!
I tried to organize a nativity play with vegetables, but it turned into a real carrot-drama!
Why did Mary and Joseph choose a donkey for their journey to Bethlehem? It was the ultimate car-ol!

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