5 Jokes For Nativity

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 23 2025

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Innkeeper's Perspective

Innkeeper dealing with overbooked accommodations
I'm the guy who missed out on the greatest birth ever. I'm imagining the conversation in heaven: "Hey, where were you when Jesus was born?" "Oh, I was fully booked. Didn't have any vacancies, sorry.

The Wise Men's Perspective

Wise Men dealing with awkward gift choices
We bring gifts to honor the baby, and Mary's like, "Thanks for the gold, but do you have a gift receipt? I was hoping for a crib.

Joseph's Perspective

Joseph being the "stepfather" of the Son of God
Joseph's struggles: "Honey, we're out of wine!" Jesus responds, "Dad, we're never really out of wine. Just believe!

Sheep's Perspective

Sheep witnessing the nativity scene
We're there, witnessing the birth, and I'm like, "This is so not what I signed up for. I thought we were just here for the grass. Now there's a holy baby in our feeding trough.

Mary's Perspective

Mary dealing with the unusual pregnancy explanation
Mary's advice to moms: "If your kid says he can feed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread, check the pantry before calling him a liar.

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