7 Jokes For Mowed

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find any grass to mow. It was a turf decision!
I got a job mowing lawns, but I got fired. I guess I just couldn't cut it!
I tried to start a lawn mowing business, but it didn't take off. I guess it didn't have good traction!
I accidentally ran over my smartphone while mowing the lawn. Now it's a grasshopper!
I entered a lawnmower race. It was cutting-edge competition!
Why was the lawnmower so confident? It knew how to handle its grass-roots support!
My lawnmower broke down, so I told it a funny joke. It started right up, I guess it needed a good laugh!

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