6 Jokes For Mowed

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Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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My friend asked me to help mow the lawn. I declined because I didn't want to grassp the situation!
Why was the lawnmower so bad at making friends? It always kept cutting them off!
Why don't lawnmowers ever gossip? Because they're too busy cutting the grass!
Why don't lawnmowers ever get into arguments? They just want to blade things over!
I told my lawnmower a joke. It didn't laugh; I guess it found the humor too cutting!
I'm starting a support group for lawnmowers. It's for those who just can't seem to cut it!

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