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I got my mom a belt with a watch on it for Mother's Day. It was a waist of time.
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What did the digital card say to the paper card on Mother's Day? You're old-fashioned, but you've got style!
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I got my mom a new set of batteries for Mother's Day. She said it's just what she needed to keep up with me.
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I made my mom breakfast in bed for Mother's Day. I should have cooked it in the kitchen.
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I got my mom a 'how-to' book for Mother's Day. It's titled 'How to Deal with a Child Who Thinks They Know Everything.
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Choosing a Mother's Day card is like navigating a minefield of emotions. You're in the store, reading one that says, To the Queen of our Castle, and suddenly you're wondering if your family's actually a monarchy. Last I checked, we don't have a royal decree on whose turn it is to do the dishes!
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You ever notice how Mother's Day cards are filled with flowers, hearts, and butterflies? It's like they're trying to compensate for all the times we forgot to water the plants, didn't listen to our hearts, and chased butterflies instead of doing our chores. Thanks for the reminder, Hallmark!
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There's always that one Mother's Day card that has a picture of a serene meadow and says, To a wonderful mother who always brings peace. I'm pretty sure my mom brings peace too – especially when she goes on vacation and leaves the chaos of the house behind!
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I saw a Mother's Day card that said, You're not just a mom; you're a superhero! So, I got it for my mom, and now she's waiting for her superpowers. Sorry, Mom, the ability to find lost socks and know what's for dinner doesn't exactly qualify you for the Avengers.
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I bought my mom a Mother's Day card last year that said, You're the wind beneath my wings. Now, I'm not sure if she appreciated the sentiment or if she was concerned about her newfound responsibility for my airborne safety. Mom, I'm not trying to fly anytime soon, relax!
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You ever notice how Mother's Day cards are like tiny, sentimental pressure cookers? It's like, Thanks for being the best mom ever in this 5x7 card – no pressure, but I better express my entire lifetime of gratitude in 100 words or less, or she's gonna know I'm a terrible child!
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I got my mom a Mother's Day card with a beautiful sunset on it. The inside said, Like a sunset, your love never fades. I thought it was sweet until my mom said, Sunsets are nice, but I'd prefer if your room wasn't a disaster zone – that's a love that lasts longer!
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I got my mom a high-tech Mother's Day card this year. When you open it, it plays a recording of me saying, I love you, Mom! She was impressed until she realized it was just a clever way to avoid saying it in person. Hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
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Have you seen those Mother's Day cards with the pre-written poems? It's like, Roses are red, violets are blue, you're the reason I survived my teenage years. Yeah, Mom, you're also the reason I had those dramatic teenage years in the first place!
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I tried to get creative with my Mother's Day card this year. I found one that said, To the woman who does it all – Happy Mother's Day! My mom read it and said, Does what all? I can barely figure out the TV remote! Well, Mom, you've mastered the most important thing – keeping us entertained with your tech struggles!
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