7+ Best One Liners mothers day cards Jokes

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I bought my mom a wooden leg for Mother's Day. It's not her main present; it's just a little stocking filler.

I asked my mom if she's into fitness. She said, 'Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

I got my mom a refrigerator for Mother's Day. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it!

I asked my mom if she wanted a plant for Mother's Day. She said, 'No thanks, I'm trying to cut back on my flora intake.

My mom told me she wanted a surprise for Mother's Day. So I didn't get her anything. Surprise!

My mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

My mom told me she loves hiking. I thought she said, 'wine-ing.' Turns out, we both misunderstood.

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