10 Jokes For Monster

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Updated on: May 21 2025

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Why did the monster bring a broom to the party? To sweep everyone off their feet!
Why did the monster bring a pencil to bed? In case it had to draw the curtains!
Why did the monster break up with his girlfriend? She wasn't his type!
Why did the monster become a gardener? It had a green thumb – and a few green other things too!
Why did the monster apply for a job in customer service? It was great at scaring people over the phone!
Why did the monster take a suitcase to the doctor? It had a bad case of the travel bugs!
Why did the monster bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
What's a monster's favorite type of music? Rock and moan!
Why did the monster become a chef? It was great at making gory-met meals!
Why did the monster go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues!

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