5 Jokes For Monster

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 21 2025

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The Monster Under the Bed

A monster struggling with its reputation as a bedtime terror.
I asked the monster, "What's the toughest part about being under the bed?" He replied, "The Wi-Fi signal is terrible down here. I can't even binge-watch 'Monsters, Inc.' without it buffering every five seconds!

The Monster Therapist

A monster seeking therapy to overcome its fears.
The monster told his therapist, "I have this recurring nightmare that I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of fluffy bunnies." The therapist said, "Well, that's not a nightmare; it's a petting zoo. And it sounds adorable!

The Monster's Job Interview

A monster trying to fit into the corporate world.
The monster was excited about the corporate dress code, thinking it was a costume party every day. But when he showed up in his scariest attire, they said, "Sir, this is a law firm, not a haunted house. Lose the fangs.

The Monster Dating Woes

A monster navigating the challenges of dating in the human world.
The monster tried a pickup line at a bar: "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm about to scream when I see you." The only thing he scared away was his chance at a date.

The Monster in a Fitness Class

A monster attempting to stay fit in a human exercise class.
The monster tried a spin class but got his tail stuck in the bike spokes. The instructor said, "I've heard of resistance training, but this is ridiculous!

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