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Joke Types
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What's a monster's favorite type of clothing? Anything with a good scream!
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What do you call a monster with a great singing voice? A humongous talent!
Monster Gym Problems
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I went to the gym the other day and saw a monster working out. He was lifting weights, and I thought, Dude, you're already carrying the weight of being terrifying, do you really need dumbbells too? I tried offering him a protein shake, but he just wanted a shake with a side of villagers.
Monster Dating Woes
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Dating is tough, but imagine being a monster on a dating app. It's like, Swipe right if you enjoy long moonlit walks and don't mind a little howling at midnight. I can see their bio now: Six feet tall, green complexion, enjoys scaring kids, but has a soft spot for romantic comedies.
Monster Haunted House
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I visited a haunted house recently, and they had a sign that said, Beware: Real Monsters Inside! I thought, Great, now I have to fill out a risk assessment form before entering a haunted house? Where's the fun in that?
Monster Therapy Session
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I heard monsters have therapy sessions to cope with their fear-inducing responsibilities. Can you imagine a monster in therapy saying, My therapist told me to face my fears, so I stared at myself in the mirror for an hour. Now I'm even more terrified!
Monster Social Media Influencers
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Monsters are trying to keep up with the times too. I saw one on Instagram with the caption, Just devoured a village for breakfast, #MonsterGoals. I guess even monsters are succumbing to the pressure of social media.
Monster Fashion Trends
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Monsters are setting their own fashion trends these days. Forget about the classic bolts on the neck, now it's all about accessorizing with severed limbs. It's like, Frankenstein, darling, you're so last season with that plain old flat-top head.
Monster Support Group
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I heard there's a support group for monsters trying to become less scary. It's called Monsters Anonymous. Picture this: Hi, I'm Dave, and I scare people. It's been three days since my last scream. But, honestly, I miss it. It's so hard to be a nice monster in a scary world.
Monster Makeover
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Have you ever noticed how monsters are always depicted as these scary, ugly creatures? I mean, come on, even monsters must be tired of looking in the mirror and scaring themselves! Maybe they just need a spa day and a good stylist. Can you imagine a monster on a makeover show? This week on 'Monsters Makeover,' we're turning the creature of the night into the belle of the ball!
Monster Job Interviews
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I heard monsters have a tough time in job interviews. So, tell us about your strengths. Well, I can terrify people effortlessly. That's great, but we're looking for someone with Excel skills. I excel at scaring people, does that count?
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