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I asked my computer for a millennium prediction. It said, 'Outlook not so good, try asking again in a thousand years.
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Why did the computer go to therapy in the new millennium? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
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I tried to time travel to the year 3000, but my GPS kept rerouting me to the 90s. I guess my DeLorean is stuck in nostalgia mode.
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I'm on a new millennium diet. It's called Ctrl+Alt+Del. Every time I crave something unhealthy, I just restart my day!
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I asked my computer to sing me a song from the millennium. It started singing 'Oops!... I Did It Again.' I think it's stuck in a Britney loop!
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I asked my cat what it thought about the new millennium. It said, 'I don't care as long as the kibble keeps coming.
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