7 Jokes For Millennium

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Updated on: Feb 28 2025

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I told my friend I can communicate with the spirits of the millennium. He asked, 'What did they say?' I replied, 'Upgrade your phone.
Why did the computer bring a broom to the year 2000? It wanted to sweep away the old data and make room for the new millennium!
Why did the millennium get invited to all the parties? It knew how to turn up without crashing!
Why did the smartphone enroll in school in the year 2000? It wanted to be smarter than the other devices!
Why did the smartphone apply for a job in the year 2000? It wanted to be on the cutting edge of technology!
Why did the clock break up with the calendar in the year 2000? It couldn't handle the ticking commitment!
Why did the calendar bring a ladder to the year 2000? It wanted to reach new heights!

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