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Remember when we thought the biggest problem in the new millennium would be our toasters turning into rebellious robots? Now, I can't even figure out how to set the timer on my microwave without consulting a manual.
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In the 2000s, we thought we'd have robots doing all our chores. Now, the closest thing we have is a Roomba that spends more time stuck under the couch than actually cleaning.
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The millennium had us thinking we'd be so busy with futuristic jobs, yet here we are, spending most of our time deciding which streaming service to subscribe to and contemplating whether we should learn how to bake sourdough bread.
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Back then, we imagined living in smart homes with technology anticipating our every need. Now, my smart home argues with me about the temperature, and I'm pretty sure my thermostat is passive-aggressive.
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Back in the day, we used to look at the clock ticking towards midnight on New Year's Eve and think, "Is the world going to end?" Now, we look at the clock ticking towards midnight and wonder, "Will I make it to midnight without falling asleep on the couch?
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We were promised hoverboards in the future, but the closest we got was those two-wheeled contraptions that made everyone look like they were auditioning for a part in a slapstick comedy.
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The millennium gave us the dream of a global village connected by the internet. Little did we know it would be a village where half the residents argue about cats versus dogs, and the other half can't agree on the correct way to hang toilet paper.
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Remember the excitement of having a computer in your pocket? Now, I panic if I can't find my phone for five minutes. It's like losing a tiny, expensive, and emotionally attached friend.
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The millennium had us all excited about flying cars and futuristic technology. Instead, we got social media, where people argue about pineapple on pizza. I just wanted a jetpack, not a Twitter war!
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