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How does a migraine answer the phone? It says, 'I can't talk right now; I've got a splitting headache!
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Why did the computer get a migraine? Too many bytes and not enough rest!
Migraine Mind Games
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You ever try to explain a migraine to someone who's never had one? It's like describing colors to a blindfolded camel. It's like a construction site in my head, but instead of bulldozers, it's tiny goblins with jackhammers.
Migraine Math
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Ever had a migraine so bad that 2+2 suddenly equaled pineapple? Yeah, that's the level of confusion we're talking about. I tried to do math during a migraine once, ended up ordering a pizza to find the square root of pepperoni.
The Migraine Misery
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You know you've hit the pinnacle of adulting when you can't tell the difference between a migraine and just your regular state of existence. It's like, Is this a headache or is this my natural resting state of chaos?
Migraine Memory Loss
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Ever had a migraine erase your entire day? It's like you're starring in your own personal 'Memento' film. You wake up, and suddenly, it's a blank slate. Okay, who am I, what year is this, and why do I have a receipt for 100 rubber ducks?
Migraine Medication Maze
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Ever looked at the list of side effects for migraine medication? It's like playing Russian roulette with your sanity. May cause dizziness, nausea, blurred vision, uncontrollable laughter, sudden urge to tap dance, and the inexplicable belief that you're a unicorn.
Migraine SOS
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The only time I've contemplated Morse code was during a migraine. Blinking becomes a secret language. One blink for I need help, two blinks for I'm dying, and a continuous blink for Call an exorcist, I think my brain's possessed.
Migraine Meditation
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Migraines turn you into a master of meditation. You sit there, trying to achieve enlightenment, but instead, you're just chanting, I will not puke, I will not puke like it's a Zen mantra.
Migraine Marvel
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Migraines should be listed as a superpower. You know you've reached superhero status when you can telepathically communicate with pain. Yes, headache, I acknowledge your presence, now kindly bugger off!
Migraine Etiquette
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When someone says they have a migraine, you've got to treat them like a bomb squad situation. Quiet whispers, dim lights, and suddenly, you're tiptoeing around like it's a museum of fragile egos. We've all become migraine ninjas out of sheer fear of setting one off.
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