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Migraines are the only time when I understand what it's like to be a vampire. Sunlight becomes your mortal enemy, and you start hissing at anyone who turns on a lamp.
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Have you ever tried explaining a migraine to someone who's never had one? It's like describing the pain of a thousand tiny construction workers with jackhammers redecorating your skull.
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Migraines are the only time when you actively avoid people. If someone asks if you're okay, you respond with, "Yeah, just got hit by a migraine." It's the perfect excuse to be a temporary hermit.
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Migraines are like uninvited guests who show up at the worst times. It's like, "Hey, I'm here to ruin your day. Oh, you had plans? Not anymore!
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about canceling plans. I canceled a dinner last night because of a "migraine." Translation: I wanted to binge-watch my favorite TV show in my pajamas.
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Migraines have this amazing ability to make you question every life choice you've ever made. Suddenly, you're contemplating if that extra cup of coffee or staying up to binge-watch Netflix was worth it.
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Migraines are like your brain's way of sending you a cease and desist letter: "Stop stressing, or I'll turn your head into a throbbing disco ball.
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Migraines make you appreciate the simple joys in life, like silence. If I could put silence in a bottle and sell it, I'd be a millionaire among migraine sufferers.
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Migraines are the ultimate party pooper. It's like your brain RSVPs with, "Sorry, can't make it to the celebration of life today. I'll be busy hosting a pain marathon in your head.
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