7 Me Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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My autobiography is just a list of things I meant to do but never did. It's a bestseller in the 'Procrastination' section!
I told my GPS I don't need directions – I'm already lost in thought!
I asked the sun why it always follows me. It said, 'I'm just trying to stay in your good light!
I told my cat I was writing jokes about 'me.' It looked unimpressed and said, 'Finally, something about meow!
I told my reflection it needed to get a life. Now we both go out more often!
I told my fridge I'll be more open with it. Now I share my feelings every time I open the door!
I told my alarm clock I'm tired of our daily arguments. Now it just ticks me off in the morning!

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