5 Me Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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The Inbox

The eternal struggle between me and my overflowing email inbox.
My inbox is like a bad breakup. It won't stop sending me emotional baggage. I think it's time for a clean break—unsubscribe therapy, anyone?

The Gym Mirror

The ongoing struggle between me and my reflection at the gym.
I asked my gym mirror if I looked fit, and it replied, "Well, at least your gym membership is getting a workout.

The Wi-Fi Router

The ongoing saga of me versus my temperamental Wi-Fi router.
I asked my Wi-Fi router if it believed in love at first sight. It said, "Not until you upgrade to a faster connection.

The Refrigerator

The constant battle for supremacy between me and the refrigerator.
My refrigerator is like a Vegas casino. I walk in with hope, but I leave with regret and a few extra pounds.

The Alarm Clock

The perpetual battle between me and my alarm clock.
I asked my alarm clock for a day off, and it responded with a loud "snooze you lose!

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