7 Me Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 24 2024

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I asked my mirror for a compliment. It replied, 'You're not as dumb as you look.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I told my therapist about my obsession with 'me.' He said, 'Tell me more about yourself.
I tried to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Unfortunately, I couldn't make enough bread!
I asked my phone for some 'me' time. It started vibrating – guess it needed some 'self' time too!
I told my bed it was time to move on. Now it's mattress-ing its own business somewhere else!
I asked my shoes for advice. They said, 'Walk a mile in our soles before judging us!

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