12+ Best One Liners Jokes About me being ugly

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I'm so ugly, my cat tries to cover my face with the litter box.

I'm so ugly, when I played in the sandbox, the cat tried to bury me.

I'm so ugly, I went to a haunted house, and they offered me a job.

I'm so ugly, when I walk into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

I'm so ugly, when I look in the mirror, my reflection ducks.

I'm so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take me out.

I'm so ugly, my proctologist called me 'butt-ugly.

I'm so ugly, my birth certificate is an apology letter.

I'm so ugly, when I was born, the doctor slapped my parents.

I'm so ugly, I tried to join an ugly contest, but they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.

I'm so ugly, my reflection said, 'I quit' and walked away.

I'm so ugly, even scarecrows take one look at me and resign.

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