5 Jokes About Me Being Ugly

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Fashion Fiasco

Struggling to find clothes that make me look less ugly
Fashion advice for the "less conventionally attractive": Wear confidence as an accessory. It's the only thing that distracts people from the questionable outfit choices.

Nature's Experiment

Feeling like a failed genetic experiment
I'm convinced that in the gene pool, I'm the kid who forgot their floaties and is just desperately splashing around trying not to drown in the shallow end.

Beauty Standards Betrayal

Trying to fit into society's idea of attractiveness
Society wants us to "age like fine wine." Well, I'm aging like milk - getting sour, chunky, and definitely not improving with time.

The Blind Date Catastrophe

The unfortunate reality of dating when your appearance isn't conventionally attractive
I tried online dating, but my profile picture was reported for being "disturbingly accurate." Apparently, honesty isn't always the best policy.

The Mirror's Revenge

The ongoing battle with mirrors that reflect my appearance
Mirrors in horror movies have it easy. If I were a mirror in a scary film, the protagonist would shatter me just to avoid seeing their reflection.

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